Bad Merchandise ideas

countessofcrisis · IWF Senior Member

Bad Merchandise ideas

countessofcrisis · IWF Senior Member

New from WWE (not really)

The official WWE WAXING KIT! Great for people who want to keep their bodies perfectly scaped 'cause remember no one wants to wrestle someone with stuble.

LydiaGutierrez · IWF Senior Member

A note on actual WWE merchandise, don't be surprised if we see a Why Eddie? Why? shirt soon, as Vince will probably be capitalizing off of that too.

countessofcrisis · IWF Senior Member

Oh God.

Now how about a fictional WWE Product? Like a shirt for Dominick reading "Who's your daddy?"

num1ortonfan · IWF Guru

I think that the funniest thing ever said in this forum was the "Whose your daddy" comment. Propz to countess.

LydiaGutierrez · IWF Senior Member

All I think of is that one new cereal commercial with the kid talking real deep and stuff. BTW, you know Aalyah is at home wondering why Dominik get's to have all the fun.

countessofcrisis · IWF Senior Member

Thank you Ash. lol

LydiaGutierrez · IWF Senior Member

Could you imagine the fight that would cause between Rey and Eddie. Who's your daddy? Me. No, Me. No, pipsqueek, me. Shut up ratboy, it's me. And so on and so forth.

countessofcrisis · IWF Senior Member

New bad merchandise idea.

The Rabid Wolverine denture adhesive. Chris Benoit endorsed.

Let me ask something. Am I being dumb in posting these stupid little ideas I have? No one else is posting anything so I'm prolly gonna shut up pretty soon.

cloudvssephiroth · IWF Veteran Member

i gots a good idea that i would bu..

a walking talking ric flair doll

it takes 5 steps and falls over and it sez whoooooooo

num1ortonfan · IWF Guru

No, countess, youre not being stupid. You're entertaining me. Keep going! lol. I would post some if i could think of any but i'm not very creative.

countessofcrisis · IWF Senior Member

Okay well now that Cloud posted an idea, I don't feel so alone. So it's cool. I'll keep posting them as I come up with them but please to everyone else who views this page. Post ideas if you have them. They're supposed to be stupid funny. Its all for laughs.

countessofcrisis · IWF Senior Member

Inspired by recent storyline events.

Don't be kept in Mystery find out the truth with your very own Rey Mysterio Paternity test. Remember results don't matter your father is the man who raised you. Pregnancy test sold seperately.

LydiaGutierrez · IWF Senior Member

Of course, said tests won't be sold in California, as all of it belongs to Rey anyways, so why should they care?

countessofcrisis · IWF Senior Member

Uh oh I think I ran out of ideas...... I can't think of anything else....... Oh well gimme time maybe I'll come up with something good.

LydiaGutierrez · IWF Senior Member

Start's singing the Jepoardy song, as she knows if screws with countess's brain.

countessofcrisis · IWF Senior Member

Thank you sweetheart. I appreciate that.

I hate that

song

LydiaGutierrez · IWF Senior Member

Well, baby, your bad idea has turned into a reality, I have just been informed that WWE is starting to sell Eddie Guerrero 'Who's Your Papi?' t-shirts. And the insanity begins.

They don't have the link for it up on Shopzone yet, but I have been told that it is, in fact, coming.

countessofcrisis · IWF Senior Member

OMG my bad merchandise idea has become a real merchandise idea. Holy sh.... cow.

cloudvssephiroth · IWF Veteran Member

whats wrong with swearing and what was real product laso i got a new idea will be my next post

cloudvssephiroth · IWF Veteran Member

an m rated wrestling figureine punch and it swears or....

.. shave his head heidenreich doll

LydiaGutierrez · IWF Senior Member

“http://www.wweshop.com/newimages/images/86029pi.jpg”

It actually says, I'm your Papi!, but still, there's a link to see the shirt.

countessofcrisis · IWF Senior Member

lol I llike it! "The shave his head Heidenrich doll" That's great Cloud. There could be a Molly Holly one too.

LydiaGutierrez · IWF Senior Member

Well, the Molly Holly would have to come with interchangable wigs, and if you make her, then I think a Kurt Angle one is in order too. And for those with hair, lets not forget Deadman Hair Dye, guaranteed to bleed to red within days.

num1ortonfan · IWF Guru

If your going to have all those people u need to add bigshow to the list.

LydiaGutierrez · IWF Senior Member

Oh yeah, I totally forgot him!

You know, Big Show was on the worst celebrity mug shots. He was arrested for indecent exposure, I think. He had long hair back then.

countessofcrisis · IWF Senior Member

Well if we have the balding superstar dolls why not have the Danny (or Doug whichever) Basham doll? Pull his arms down and his hair grows. He talks too with such phrases as "Why do you always associate me with Doug?" and "I'm going to make it on my own!"

LydiaGutierrez · IWF Senior Member

I think we should have a JBL doll that come with an optional mini blow-up T-Rex.

countessofcrisis · IWF Senior Member

This imaginary branch of WWE product advertising introduces the John Cena: Be a rap star kit. This set includes pimpin' good rappers to be your "back up." Get rich quick instantly off the talent contained in this ghetto fabulous kit exclusively designed by WWE champion himself John Cena.

This set contains

6 original tracks and lyrics
1 "background" rapper
1 voice modifier
3 cool hip hop outfits.
And a special "hooked on ebonics" language kit: Learn to talk the talk homey

I'm gonna get yelled at by so many John Cena fans for that one

LydiaGutierrez · IWF Senior Member

Aww.... you mean the kit doesn't come with bling?