Bad Merchandise ideas

num1ortonfan · IWF Guru

RE: Bad Merchandise ideas

LydiaGutierrez · IWF Senior Member

Oh no, see, the kit is 50.01, so you qualify for the free Cena Knucks if you enter the little code. lol

countessofcrisis · IWF Senior Member

The kit comes with bling. The bling is part of the cool hip hop outfits. Its not a hip hop outfit without massive shiny jewelry. Your choice of gold or silver.

num1ortonfan · IWF Guru

Back to the whole shaving dolls. There needs to be on of the Rock from back in the day where he had the huge sideburns lol. Then you could shave em off and they could like grow back over night or something.

LydiaGutierrez · IWF Senior Member

See, with the Rock, you should be able to stick his in hot water, and his sideburns go away, and when you stick him in cold, they'll come back.

num1ortonfan · IWF Guru

There should also be one of A-train where you shave his back. And maybe the rest of him. (if someone said this that oops but i can't remember who everyone said anymore and I didn't feel like going back and reading them all) Oh and there can be like a game on a giant A-train doll where you can see who can put more piercings on him.

countessofcrisis · IWF Senior Member

That or we can make it more like a chia pet. All the hair would grow back and then you could shave him again. Great fun over and over.

-- Edited by countessofcrisis at 22:17, 2005-08-08

cloudvssephiroth · IWF Veteran Member

back to the shave his head heaidenriech doll new marketing comes with free animal to shave his head

-- Edited by cloudvssephiroth at 06:18, 2005-08-09

num1ortonfan · IWF Guru

it should also come with free face paint

LydiaGutierrez · IWF Senior Member

And a huge chocolate bar just for kicks.

-- Edited by LydiaGutierrez at 17:38, 2005-08-10

num1ortonfan · IWF Guru

I got one of those huge chocolate bars for christmas once. It was good.

LydiaGutierrez · IWF Senior Member

I would think that kind of chocolate would kill a person, I can't imagine eating that much candy.

num1ortonfan · IWF Guru

You dont eat the whole thing at once. Just little by little. And you share it with other people. You don't eat the whole thing yourself. Didn't you learn anything from heidenreich when he was sharing it with the divas?

cloudvssephiroth · IWF Veteran Member

i once had on ofe those giant lollipops that was like 30 cm diamater all i could say was

num1ortonfan · IWF Guru

lol. They sell those at disney world and i always wanted to buy one but i never have. Maybe when i go back in december i will...

countessofcrisis · IWF Senior Member

Those things are sickening. They're good and all but chocolate is a lot easier to save than a gigantic lolly. Stick with the chocolate.

num1ortonfan · IWF Guru

no u can save the lolly pop. Just put it on a glass plate and put some cling wrap over it. I've done before with ring pops lol.

LydiaGutierrez · IWF Senior Member

Why would you save a ring pop? I mean, Countess can down one of those in two minutes flat.

num1ortonfan · IWF Guru

It takes me like an hour to eat a ring pop. So sometimes I have to save it.

cloudvssephiroth · IWF Veteran Member

whats a ring pop

num1ortonfan · IWF Guru

its a ring with this giant diamond on it except the giant diamond is really a lollypop.

cloudvssephiroth · IWF Veteran Member

o...k? -backs way-

LydiaGutierrez · IWF Senior Member

They're actually really good.....I want one now.

countessofcrisis · IWF Senior Member

I LOVE ring pops! Lollypops in general rule. I get hyper just thinking about it.

num1ortonfan · IWF Guru

I actually have one right now. Its rootbeer floar flavored. Not very good.

countessofcrisis · IWF Senior Member

cherry, anything cherry is good for me.

num1ortonfan · IWF Guru

no see cherry scares me sometimes because once in a while you'll get something cherry that tastes like that tylenol liquid medicing i used to take when i was 5. It's nasty. So i like to go with strawberry. But if you buy a snowcone or italian ice you should always get cherry.

LydiaGutierrez · IWF Senior Member

So it's only scary some of the time?.......okay!

I like thing with weird flavours, like those lollypops that come in cherry limeade and strawberry cheesecake.

num1ortonfan · IWF Guru

eww those are nasty flavors.

LydiaGutierrez · IWF Senior Member

They sound it, especially cherry limeade, but I love them. When I first tried them I didn't think they'd be good either, but they are.