Jeff Hardy vs RVD- Tables Ladders Chairs

JR. That was an enjoyable match to say the least.

KING: That was a match?

I am still in shock of the beauty of those Divas tonight. I wish I could be one of those refs to fight for the divas.

JR: Forget that, LOOK LOOK! It's Jeff Hardy! He is making his long awaited way to the ring.

Jeff Hardy gets into the ring and asks for a mic.

Jeff: I understand that I haven’t been the most loyal superstar on the roster, of this or any other company. Which is why I came to apologize to you people, the fans. I am sorry for not being here when you needed me most. I really am sorry. And because of me being gone, you seem to have taken a quick liking to my opponent, R--V--D, Understand that No one has more respect for him than I do. We have so much history, which is why, I want a peaceful match tonight. Yeah you heard me correctly. I want a peaceful match, where I kick his ass and he falls to peaces!

RVD begins to make his way down to the squared circle , but after hearing those comments, be didn’t come alone. With a chair in hand, MR Monday Night looks for revenge. RVD throws the chair at Hardy just barely missing him, and then goes under the ring and pulls out his weapon of choice, a ladder. RVD puts the ladder against the apron and begins to get in, but then catches the ladder in his face as Hardy dropkicked it. Jeff jumps up and over the rope sandwiching RVD against the ladder and the ground. Taking a risky maneuver, Jeff manages to get to his feet and positions the ladder diagonally on the apron. He then drags RVD towards the ladder and gives him a huge suplex onto the set ladder. RVD lays there motionless as Jeff gets back in the ring to retrieve the chair that was thrown at him earlier. He places the hair on top of RVD, who is still motionless.

Jeff then gets on the top rope and comes off with both feet hitting the chair with a thud. Jeff rolled RVD into the ring and went for a pin, but RVD manages to kick out.

JR: It was a no contest, Steel against a human anatomy. Guess what wins.

The bell rings and the match actually begins. Hardy picked up RVD and puts him in a sleeper. RVD struggles to break the hold, and does. He then pushes Hardy into the ring post. Hardy seems dazed and falls to the mat. Meanwhile, RVD goes to the outside a brings in the ladder that was used on him earlier. He sets it up in the corner. Jeff gets back to his feet but RVD spots this and hits hardy with a wheel kick to the head. Hardy gets up slowly, but quickly gains back control when he whips RVD into the ladder. RVD hits with such force that he flips up and over the turnbuckle causing him to crash down onto the mat. Jeff Hardy takes a chair and sets it up. He then positions the ladder on the top rope and gets a running start. He then launches himself off of the ladder and proceeds to hit RVD with a move like the riding lightning.

JR That was a variation of RVD'S own move, the Rolling thunder.

KING: Yes it was JR. but it was so much better.

Jeff gets up and pulls out a trash can. He positions RVD in the can.

He then goes back under and pulls out a baseball bat from under the ring followed by yet another, but the second one was covered in barbwire. Hardy raises them and smashes them on either side of the can which sends a shocking CRACK throughout RVD’s anatomy and the shocked arena. No one could help but feel bad for RVD, this was a TLC match and no one came to help. Jeff slacks off thinking that he has this thing won. Just when Hardy thought he had RVD, RVD came out of no where with a nail gun that he pulled from under the ring. He snuck next to Jeff, then opens fire. The nails go through the skull of Jeff, and he then wears a proverbial crimson body suit. Blood poured from every the entire head of Jeff hardy. As bad as it was, Jeff isn’t fazed by the attack and hits a twist of fate on RVD. He takes that time to go under the ring and pulls a barbed wire rope.

He wraps the rope around RVD, cutting not only RVD, but also himself. Blood is just everywhere. Just as the match gets good, Coach makes his presence felt.

He struts down to the ring and forces the men to stop the mayhem.

Coach: "I will not have some ECW reunion commencing!!!! NOT TONIGHT, NOT EVER!!!" Just as the two men stop, the lights go dark. They soon return as none other than Sabu appears behind Coach. The three men begin to beat and pound on Coach. They then Drag his Carcass into the ring. RVD goes under the ring and grabs a table, the fist one in this TLC match. Jeff Hardy Grabs Coach and positions him on a table. Sabu, Jeff Hardy and RVD then get 3 GIANT LADDERS from under the apron. They each position one in each corner. All three men climb up the ladders. No person in the crowd is sitting down. The thoughts of the fans were “no, they can’t, they won’t.” The men on top of the ladders prepare to jump, each with they’re own signature jump. Sabu then flies off with his Harlem Hangover. Followed by Jeff Hardy's Swanton.

Then RVD with his modified Frog Splash, performing a horizontal rotation in mid air to hit Coach in his Mid section. The crowd goes wild, but all the men in the ring are motionless. Help is called as no one is moving. The audience’s screams of enjoyment, turn into screams of terror. “Someone call 911!” Is heard in the craze. All four men are escorted to the nearest hospital for medical treatment.

Shawn Michaels vs Shane McMahon, Vince McMahon and Stone Cold Steve Austin- One vs Three handicap match.

JR: Alright, I’ve been pretty calm tonight, but I can’t keep my mouth shut on this one. I can’t believe that Shawn Michaels has to face Shane, Mr. McMahon and my friend, Stone Cold. Its just not fair, Damn those McMahons. Damn them. I wish someone would do something about it. Well, here goes the slaughter.

Shawn Michaels makes his way to the ring, not looking happy at all. Of course, you wouldn’t be happy too if you had to face 3 people with no help. But knowing that if he doesn’t go through, he’d be a goner. Then Vince and Shane come to the ring together. But they keep looking back and for good reason too. Stone cold has yet to show. The McMahons can’t wait any longer and get to the turnbuckle to begin the match. Shane decides that he wants a piece of Shawn first. The ref rings the bell and the match begins a two on one. Shawn get the upper hand  by surprising Shane from behind when he was taking to his Dad. He whips him back into his corner and tries to keep Shane from getting to his father for the tag. Shane hits a low blow without the referee noticing and Shawn Michaels gets down long enough for Vince to get the tag. But using his power in the business, Vince tells the ref to leave him alone as Shane and Vince double team Shawn. The two men beat the life out of Shawn, and Vince then goes for the pin.  1…2.. and glass shatters, shaking Mr. McMahon off of Michaels. Stone Cold has arrived to the arena and takes his truck to ringside. Vince never looked happier, but not Shane, he had a worried look on his face. The rattle snake got a huge ovation from the crowd, but he didn’t care for he was on a mission. He was in a handicap match. Stone cold gets into the ring, and demands a microphone.

SCSA: Well Stone Cold Steve Austin is here, and ready to unleash hell! I was told earlier today that I was in a match tonight. It would be a three on one handicap match vs. Shawn Michaels, and I looked at the phone and said HELL YEAH! Well the rattle snake is here now. But it looks like my opponent is already beat down. But that alright.

Vince: What do you mean that’s alright? The match isn’t over yet. I left him for you to finish. GO on!

Stone Cold: How? You beat the living hell outta him. He can’t even stand.

Vince: Pin him.

Stone Cold: WHAT?

Vince: The 1.2.3.

Stone Cold: WHAT?

Shane got upset at this point and covers Shawn for the win. Steve Austin grabs him and pulls him off.

Stone Cold: What the hell you doing? I was told I could have the win.

Vince: Well then you should’ve been here earlier!

Stone Cold: See what took me so long, was I was on the phone with some people of mine. And then I went to go get something from them. And then I came here. But they told me I had to say something to you. And they said to say it was from Shawn Michaels too.

-Stone cold precedes to rip off his shirt to reveal a black shirt that has the letters DX on it.

Stone Cold: Vince…Shane…………SUCK IT!!!

Austin gives Shane and Vince stunners. He then picks up Shawn Michaels and puts him on Vince. The ref counts 3 since the match was still going on, and Shawn Michaels picks up the win and a new partner. Just as the bell rings, Triple H comes out, but not to his usual music, but DX.

Triple H: Let everyone know that tonight is not just the reunion of  Kane and taker, or dreamer and raven. But the best tag team ever: D-Generation X. And this time, we have a new member, and one that will help us dominate over all the WWE, Stone Cold Steve Austin. All shall fear the X. And all who oppose, can just SUCK IT!

Triple H then made his way to the ring as the other members of DX stayed by ring side. The McMahons were escorted to the back.

“Finally, The Rock has come back, to kick some DX A$$!”

The Rock makes his way, but Triple H meets him half way.

Triple H vs The Rock- Street fight for the WWE Championship

The Rock quickly takes the lead by countering the running game with a DDT. Wasting no time, he goes under the ring and begins throwing around weapons of every kind. Trash cans, kendo sticks, signs, screwdriver. Then he pulls out a trash can full of something that was never used before, light tubes. SMACK! The Rock got hit over the head by a kendo stick. I guess that’s one way to say that you’re taking too long. Triple H is enraged, and continues to whip the kendo over the body of The Rock, knocking over the filled trash can, and he continued until it snapped and broke. The crowd is really getting into this one. Triple H goes to pick up The Rock, but he takes a light tube, and busts it over the face of the game.  He goes down and The Rock gets up. The Rock  takes a chain, wraps it around his fist, and begins to pummel the open wound in Triple H’s forehead. Stone Cold decides to get involved, leaving Michaels as he is too beaten up to help. Steve grabs the can with the tubes in it and throws it at The Rock. It hits him square in the back, leaving bits of glass all over the back. Triple H and Stone Cold work together and set up a table with numerous items on it. Kendo sticks, light tubes, and thumbtacks line the table. But that isn’t all. Triple H continues to punish The Rock as Stone Cold gets the table soaked, not with water, but lighter fluid. Trips signals that he’s ready. Stone Cold lights the table on fire, and the two men give The Rock a 3D through the hardcore table set-up. The Rock writhes in pain as triple H laughs with a sick smile. This one is almost over. Steve goes to the other side of the ring and looks under the apron for something. Triple H drags the decimated body into the ring, and prepares for one final run. Stone Cold goes into the ring, and hands Triple H his finisher……….The Sledge Hammer. The Rock gets to his knees, but shouldn’t have. The new DX gives the signal, the cross chop (Suck it!) and Triple H delivers the brutal slam to the already crimsoned head of The Rock. One, Two, Three, and just like that, the game stands the new WWE Champion over the cold lifeless body of the People’s champ. The fans have mixed reactions. Some are overwhelmed by the successful and demanding return of DX, but others are shocked and sickened by the beating and basically demise of The Rock.  The show ends as Shawn Michaels, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Triple H and the WWE title stand over what once was The Rock.

when will the new one be up?