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king_of_kings_hunter


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all right every1, here are a few of my favorite quotes from Rowdy Roddy Piper, lets hear some of urs. plz



  • "Just when they think they got the answers, I change the questions."
  • "Real men wear kilts."
  • "You don't throw rocks at a man with a machine gun!"
  • "I am your reality check!"
  • "Ric Flair, the Slim Whitman of Pro-Wrestling."
  • "I'm the reason Hulk Hogan lost his hair!"
  • "Russia gives us Nikolai Volkoff, and we give them MTV and 2 Live Crew. Fair trade, huh?"
  • "Nature Boy, what's that? Do you run around the forest like Euell Gibbons, eating bark or something?"
  • "Jerry Lawler walks in here with his crown - DA DA DUM - Imperial Margerine - and talks about what he's going to do to me. Lawler, if you think you're going to beat me, if you think you can do ANYTHING to me, than you really are the king. King of FOOLS, jack!!"
  • "Rowdy Roddy cut his locks; but don't worry women, he's still a fox."
  • "I'm so quick, I could spit in the wind, duck, and let it hit the old lady behind me."
  • "I don't need to know how tough I am to know how tough I am."
  • "Ric Flair, you once called me a woman. Well how does it feel to get beat by a woman?"
  • "I walk so fast, I talk so fast, I could turn the light off and be in bed before the room's dark!"
  • "When you were young did your mommy and daddy place the swing too close to the wall?"
  • "Your stupidity is something you're born with."
  • "The boss is back."
  • "My name is Rowdy Roddy Piper and you ain't seen nothing yet!"
  • "I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all outta bubblegum."
  • Put it in your hand, brother!"
  • "I WAS ROWDY BEFORE ROWDY WAS COOL! HAA!!"


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num1ortonfan


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The only one I can think of off the top of my head is something Kurt Angle said:


"I invented the over the top ridiculous championship celebration bucko!"



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king_of_kings_hunter


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You know, its kinda funny but the other day, my friend and I had a quote competition, WWE vs. Harry Potter. I asked her why I knew I was going to win, and she asked me why, I responded with my first quote, and also, another of my all time favorites "Cause Stone Cold said so." and if thats not a good enough reason well then, "Have a nice day" to quote Mankind.

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num1ortonfan


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I actually thought of another quote that was said on smackdown a couple of weeks ago. JBL referred to Rey Mysterio as "A little jumping bean." I found that to be pretty funny.

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You know, why hasnt either of us taken the most obvious one Orton? "LLLLLets get ready to suck it"

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num1ortonfan


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lol I don't know. I hadn't even thought of it. Here's one that I liked from Triple H:

"The King of Kings goes back on his throne"

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Another obvoious one we missed Orton, "You can't see me"

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although I like John Cena, to me "You can't see me" isn't one of my favorites. It's alright though.

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alright, when did u log on? I need more quotes ppl, come on

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I didn't log onto YIM when i got on here because I was only on for about 5 minutes.

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Ok every1, I finally got another quote. This one is from Mick Floey during his days as Mankind. This was said during a promom for his title match "Mind Games" against the Heartbreak Kid. Will the girls think that I'm a sexy boy? Will they want to... whisper... in my ear, or will they just run in fear? Have a nice day. HBK at another promo for the same match said And you know, having his grubby fingers in my mouth, every day, for the rest of my life. Not my idea of a good time. And at another promo HBK said ... but if he wants to play mind games, well lucky for me, and for my fans, Shawn Michaels doesn't have a lot going on upstairs, but if he did, then I would be really nervous. And believe me, I'm nervous enough already.

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d generation x has two words for you suck it !!

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Jamiec55


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some of them gave me quite a laugh lol

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"It's true,it's damn true!!"

Or another kurt favorite of mine...i believe it goes something like this

"Rey Mysterio, you're a little boy playing in a man's world..and i love playing with little boys!"



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lol those were great quotes..very original and funny

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the second is perverted lol



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choose a better word tommy

-- Edited by Jamiec55 at 06:04, 2006-08-12

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